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it’s exactly what you think it is


i love being at disney world when it rains because the weak will leave and the strong will have five minute wait times

Do you think that if the titanic didn't try to avoid the ice berg and just went straight to it it wouldn't of sunk


I’ve always thought that maybe if they did hit head on that Titanic would have sank much slower, allowing more time for rescue and maybe even for Titanic to be saved.

I’m not really an expert at this so I can’t say for sure but that’s what I think.

I’ve been reading and learning about Titanic since I was eight, and while I don’t believe anyone has ever done thorough testing of it (to my knowledge anyway), the general consensus seems to be that if the berg had hit head on (in addition to the existing attempt to reduce speed), the ship would have taken significantly longer to sink, and may have possibly been intact enough to possibly tow to NYC. 

Another theory is that if the ship hadn’t slowed down in addition to turning, but instead ONLY turned at their current speed, they could have missed the berg entirely (though that is impossible to test as there is no idea how large the under water portion of the iceberg actually was. 


do not fuck with me


do not fuck with me


so i started working on that story about the deaf girl surviving the zombie apocalypse and i’m just

this isn’t going as well as planned

like could someone who is deaf please tell me if they think it would be possible for you to smell a zombie like how hearing people would usually locate them by the noises they make?

also: is saying things like ‘deaf girl’ or ‘deaf person’ offensive? Is there a preferred saying for the hearing impaired? i mean like everyone talks about not offending people but i’ve never really heard anything about deaf culture and what is or isn’t offensive???

and how offended would you be if you were getting along just fine in the apocalypse and you came across these survivors and all of them where like “oh we need to protect this girl b/c she’s deaf and can’t take care of herself”????


A true scientist


A true scientist

Shepard did everything right. More than we could’ve hoped for.

Shepard did everything right. More than we could’ve hoped for.


Cloudy went through a phase where she thought she was a stuffed animal.


But soft! what light through yonder window breaks?

It is the east, and I fucking read fanfics til four in the morning again


I don’t know why, when some people hear “please stop sexualizing things intended for kids and making porn out of them,” they’re like “oh, so adults aren’t allowed to enjoy it? It’s not ‘for kids,’ it’s for everyone.”

Like, no, it’s for kids. Everyone’s allowed to enjoy it, but it is for children. Pornography, if it is for anyone, is for adults. There is not, nor should there be, any overlap between children’s television programs and pornography. Like, there are 5-year-olds looking for pictures of them with their parents, and search engines kind of suck at filtering out porn. 

So I’m really sorry you’ve prioritized your desire to get off over the absolute necessity to keep little kids from being traumatized, but those kids are often too young to differentiate fantasy from reality, let alone differentiating fantasy from unlicensed-fantasy-derivative-of-the-original-fantasy, and if they see pictures of their favorite characters having sex that mimic the actual animation style exactly, they’re going to be traumatized, and I don’t know what kind of monster would think his orgasm is worth traumatizing children. 

This is actually a pretty universal message but just so we’re clear on who should feel the worst about this, I’m talking specifically about bronies. 

Night Fury: the unholy offspring of lightning and death itself. Never engage this dragon. Your only chance — hide and pray it does not find you.